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The Loud Peanuts Movie Part 2

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After the party, the next morning...
 Eddy: Oh, my aching head.
 Double D: That was quite an experience.
 Ed: Let's do that again tonight.
 Eddy: Sure, Ed. If they have a dance at school, then we’ll not throw a party.
 Mort: Where is King Julien. Must. Find. King Julien. (Sees Julien) King Julien!
 King Julien, XII: Hello, neighbors! Look at me, I'm walking on the phone line.
 Eddy: Kids, time for school!
 The Loud kids: Awww.
At Charlie Brown’s school…
 Charlie Brown: You can’t come to school, Snoopy. Now, be a good dog and go home.
Snoopy attempted to go to class dressed as a student, but Franklin saw through his disguise.
 Franklin: No dogs allowed.
In the classroom…
 Franklin: The new kid is coming.
Charlie Brown came into class.
 Kids: Awww.
 Lucy (Peanuts) Hey, Charlie Brown.
 Charlie Brown: (got to his seat) Good morning, Linus. What do you have there?
 Linus: It’s my turn for show and tell today. This is the same plane flown by Manfred von Richthofen.
 Charlie Brown: Who?
 King Julien, XII: Manny the freaky mammoth is a airplane pilot?
 Linus: No. The Red Baron. The most famous aviator during the Great War.
 King Julien, XII: Oooh. I want to fly it for I will be this red baron and win this war you speak of.
 Charlie Brown: It’s not real, is it? (winds up the plane)
The plane flew around the room as King Julien flies the airplane.
 Frieda: My naturally curly hair!
Snoopy was about to get in from the window, when the plane flew out of the class and hit Snoopy. Marcie closed the window, and Miss Othmar came into the class.
 Miss Othmar: Wah wah wah wah.
 Kids: Yes, Miss Othmar. (went to their seats)
 Marcie: (tries to wake Peppermint Patty up) Sir. Sir. Sir!
 Peppermint Patty: (wakes up from hitting the desk) Two! No, three! Was I close?
 Marcie: Class hasn’t started yet, sir.
 Miss Othmar: Wah wah wah wah wah wah.
 Kid: What?
 Franklin: The new kid is joining our class.
The new student entered the class. She was a little girl with red hair.
 Peppermint Patty: That new kid doesn’t look like a goalie to me.
 Schroeder: Wow, she’s pretty.
 Lucy (Peanuts): She’s not that pretty.
 Charlie Brown: (blushes) Linus... (hides in his desk) she looked at me.
 Miss Othmar: Wah wah wah wah wah.
 Kids: Aw, not the yearly standardized test again!
 Linus: Miss Othmar, will this test accurately affect our knowledge we gained here?
Schroeder played ‘Pomp and Circumstance’ on his piano as Linus made his speech.
 Linus: Is it fair that at this young age…
 Miss Othmar: Wah wah wah wah!
 Linus: Yes, ma’am.
Schroeder then played a vaudeville piece.
 Charlie Brown: (Linus hands him the test) Thanks. (in his head) Question 1, if you have six red tomatoes and… aw, red.
While Charlie Brown was taking the test, Snoopy climbed up the school.
 Charlie Brown: (in his head) Come on, focus. First impressions are everything.
Snoopy used the yoyo string to drop down into the classroom quietly. He got out a binder and opened the rings. As he was about to put in the papers, the rings closed on his finger.
 Snoopy: Arrrrrgggghhhh!
He was thrown out of the school and into the dumpster.
 Lucy (Peanuts): No dogs!
Meanwhile in Lincoln’s classroom…
 Snaptrap: Good evening, class. My name Verminous Snaptrap and I’ll be your substitute teacher for today.
 Classroom Girl 1: What happened to your old teacher?
 Snaptrap: He… died. From boredom.
 Larry: That was a she.
 Snaptrap: Can it, Larry!
 Lincoln: (whispers) Why is it that we get the villainous kinds of teachers, but the other classes don’t?
 Classroom Girl 2: (whispers and breaks the fourth idea) It’s B-Master’s idea.
 Snaptrap: And KirbyStar’s idea, too.
 Lincoln: That makes a whole lot of sense.
 Snaptrap: Now tonight will be the annual dance-off at the peanuts school. And this school is heading to that school so we can beat the completion. I mean… Have fun. You need a date to go. So for this school assignment. Find a date to go to the dance or perish!
 Chief of TUFF: Snaptrap, we ain't paying for you to kill the kids in this movie.
 Snaptrap: Fine. (Go to the dumpster) Stupid movie and this stupid typewriter that I found in the teacher’s desk. (Throws it in the dumpster) I’m out.
 Dudley Puppy: All right! This is my chance to be a good substitute teacher for today.
Meanwhile in the dumpster, Snoopy found a typewriter. Back in Charlie's class, he saw the Little Red-Haired Girl turn in her test.
 Charlie Brown: Already done? She must be pretty smart.
He then saw her pencil fall from her desk and rolled under his desk. He picked up the pencil, and it had teeth marks.
 Charlie Brown: (thinking) It’s got teeth marks. She nibbles on her pencil like I do. We have something in common.
 Miss Othmar: Wah wah wah.
 Charlie Brown: One minute left?
Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty quickly finished their tests and were about to turn them in.
 Peppermint Patty: Out of my way, Charles!
They turned in their papers at the same time.
 Miss Othmar: Wah wah wah.
 Charlie Brown: Write our names down? Yes, ma’am.
However, they accidently switched papers and wrote their names on them.
 Peppermint Patty: Chuck, are you trying to pull my hand? You sly dog.
 Kids: Oooooooh.
 Charlie Brown: (bumps into Little Red-Haired Girl’s desk) Oh, sorry. I’m Brown Charlie. I mean, Barney Clown. I mean…. (runs out of the classroom)
In the nurse’s office, Charlie Brown was blushing and had hearts floating around him.
 Little Kid: What are you in for?
 Charlie Brown: Have you ever had that feeling when you can’t stop smiling?
 Little Kid: Huh?
 Charlie Brown: When your heart pounds inside your chest. You try to stand, but your knees become weak. And then, that Little Red-Haired Girl glances at you, and all of life’s possibilities come so clear. And then you realize, she has no idea you’re alive.
 Pig (Barnyard): Paging, Mr. Charlie Brown.
 Charlie Brown: Why am I here? (sighs) Because I just came with the serious case of inadequacy.
 Pig (Barnyard): You must have a love bug in you, kid. I’ll check it right after my lunch break.
At Snoopy’s doghouse, Snoopy and Woodstock examined the typewriter. Snoopy checked, but then hurt his finger and Woodstock got hit by part of a typewriter. They got back up and Snoopy typed in ‘ooo.’
 Snoopy and Woodstock: Oooooooh.
In the school bus, Charlie Brown saw the girl board the bus.
 Charlie Brown: (thinking) Here she comes. This is my chance to make a good impression. (crawls under the bus seats) Maybe tomorrow.
Back with Snoopy and Woodstock, they tried to think of a good story, but it was pretty difficult.
 King Julien, XII: Hey there, freak.
The plane chased Woodstock, who ran into Snoopy’s arms, as they ducked. Snoopy got an idea for a story.
 Narrator: It was a dark and stormy night. High above the French countryside, the World War 1 flying ace had never been so close to his lifelong enemy, the infamous Red Baron.
 King Julien, XII: It is I, Red Baron, here to take over your French Canadian side! (Evil laughs)
Snoopy chased after the Red Baron, who after somersaulting, now chases and fires at him. He went up and down to avoid the Red Baron, only to land in his bowl of water in real life.
 King Julien, XII: Why am I a Red Baron? This isn't a good love story.
 Woodstock: (giggles)
Lightning crashed all of a sudden, scaring Woodstock.
 Snoopy: (laughing)
Back with Charlie Brown, he hid inside the house, spying at the Little Red-Haired Girl. Snoopy came in.
 Charlie Brown: The key is keeping a low profile. For now, we just keep our distance.
Snoopy came out of the girl’s mailbox.
 Charlie Brown: Aaah, Snoopy! No!
The Little Red-Haired Girl tried to see Charlie Brown, but he hid.
 Charlie Brown: That was a close one. If I could only work up the nerve to go over there…
 Sally: What are you looking at, big brother?
 Charlie Brown: Are you crazy?
 Sally: Huh? Oh, you’re in love.
 Charlie Brown: (hides under blanket and sighs)
Snoopy got to his typewriter and started typing.
 Narrator: Chapter 1. It was the greatest love story ever told.
 King Julien, XII: Now, we're talking.
In the story, Snoopy the Flying Ace was walking around the base, when he saw a plane landing there. It belonged to a female dog.
 Narrator: Her name was Fifi.
 Rabbids: Bwaah. Bwaah!
 Rayman (Mad from Cartoon Network): Aw, you rabbids. You stole my franchise, now you pop out of nowhere as cameo appearances.
 King Julien, XII: Eh, I hate you interrupt you, Rayman, but these rabbids are Fifi’s assistants, not franchise stealers.
 Rayman (Mad from Cartoon Network): Oh, okay. Back to Ubisoft for me. (leaves the film)
 King Julien, XII: What? They have a show on Nick, too. Aw well, back to this love story.
 Narrator: Anyway, she was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
 Snoopy: Hey! (points to his doghouse plane, which is shabby and broken)
Woodstock called for the Woodstock mechanics to fix up Snoopy’s plane. They fixed up the plane, only for it to puff smoke at Snoopy. It turns out one of them messed up. Fifi showed that she was a great mechanic by fixing her own plane. Snoopy was going to give her flowers, but she flew away. In real life, Woodstock was disgusted of the lovey dovey stuff. He fixed up the story with a marker, but Snoopy stuffed him with flowers. He picked one up and went to give it to Charlie Brown.
 Charlie Brown: I can’t believe I’m about to talk to the Little Red-Haired Girl. It’s moments like this when you need your faithful friend yep.. If there’s one person you want by your side at a moment like this, it’s your loyal dog.
Charlie Brown reached for the doorbell, but he couldn’t, because he was nervous. Snoopy rang the bell for him and Charlie Brown hid in the tree.
 Little Red-Haired Girl: (opens door) Hello? Hello? (closes door)
 Charlie Brown: She said hello!
 Snoopy: (facepalm)
He went over to Lucy’s help booth.
 Lucy (Peanuts): Charlie Brown, what brings you out here so late in the day?
 Charlie Brown: I need your advice on girls, Lucy. You’re a girl, right? Let’s just say there’s this girl I’d like to impress, but she’s something and I’m nothing. If I were something and she was nothing, I could talk to her. Or if she was nothing and I was nothing, I could talk to her, but she’s something and I’m nothing. So, I just can’t talk to her.
 Lucy (Peanuts): You’re being ridiculous, Charlie Brown. Why, you have much to offer.
 Charlie Brown: She has a pretty face and pretty faces make me nervous.
 Lucy (Peanuts): Pretty face? Pretty face?! I have a pretty face! How come mine doesn’t make you nervous?! How come you can’t talk to me, Charlie Brown?!
 Charlie Brown: I just need to know the secret to winning her heart.
 Lucy (Peanuts): Look into this mirror, Charlie Brown. This is the face of failure. A classic failure face. Do you think girls like failures, Charlie Brown?
 Charlie Brown: Well, no.
 Lucy (Peanuts): Girls want someone with proven success. Have you won any awards, like a congressional medal of honor? Or a nobel peace prize?
 Charlie Brown: Uh…
 Lucy (Peanuts): What are your real estate holdings? Do you have a diversified portfolio?
 Charlie Brown: Huh?
 Lucy (Peanuts): Let me let you in on a little secret, Charlie Brown. If you really want to impress girls, you need to show them you’re a winner. (hands him a book)
 Charlie Brown: A winner? Me? Lucy, you may be on to something.
 Lucy (Peanuts): Of course, when I say you, you know I don’t mean you personally. That will be five cents, please.
Charlie Brown hands her five cents.
 Lucy (Peanuts): Ah, nickels, nickels, nickels. What a beautiful sound.
   In this chapter, the new kid enters Charlie Brown's classroom, while Snoopy pretends to be the flying ace when he found a typewriter.
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Lincoln talk to charlie brown friend Linus at the dance in Charlie brown school.